Thursday, July 12, 2012

Nymphos Anonymous...

" Hi my name is Tabby and I'm a Nympho! Yes I know that I have a quote unquote "problem." That I am not normal by most people's standards... Does that make me a bad person? I can't help it if I watch porn; specifically Lesbian, Hentai and even masturbate while doing so. I wouldn't necessary call this a "problem" since I'm a functioning one. Hence why I began the way I did. Yes, I have fetishes: Blindfolds, soft whips, domination, soft/gentle touches... touch. Like Sharon Stone's character in Basic Instinct I too enjoy a person's hands and like to be bound by soft items. But I also like to be a voyeur. I like to watch. It excites me to see things that are taboo and watch anyone turn one another on. I enjoy watching the woman raise her hips in order to meet the pending thrust of his penis into her vagina. The sounds that come out of her mouth as she's about to climax can make me cum instantly. I love watching the subtle body cues that one gives while they are about to cum. What's a matter? Shocked that i am so blunt about it? That my matter of factness about talking of all things sexual is strangely intriguing to you? Sex is something that has been with me since I was at least 5 years old. The ghost of my past lovers would seduce and tease me on a nightly basis. This is why I have a fetish regarding touch. Also probably contributing to why I grope in my sleep and/or like to order myself to cum becoming my own master/slave at the same time. Have you ever dominated yourself and willed yourself to cum? Creating fantasies/ dominating myself are just some of the fun ways that I entertain myself. Night time is my deviously fun time. My dark and dirty time where i get to express my darker sexual side. Even my husband lying asleep next to me turns me on to the point of rubbing one out right next to him. I watch porn in front of him with head phones on and my clit swells so much it looks like a 2 inch penis. Another reason why I hate Wearing underwear... the silk/cotton rubs against my clit to the point where I go into heat. I suppress my siren/ succubus tendencies even though its really hard. I manage to get through my day." This group that surrounds me is somewhere I feel safe and freely share whatever is on my mind sexually.

But then he came along... I was doing so well in nymphos anonymous (5 years) till he joined. As soon as I saw him I knew that I was going to get myself into lots of trouble. He was my own little mix of sexual addiction wrapped around in the form of a gorgeous young man. His brown eyes were soulful yet mysterious and mixed with his shaggy brown hair made him an instant hottie by my standards. On the first day I saw him I gave him the nickname Devil; cause he'd be the one to lead me into temptation and fall from grace...

Then he spoke with such eloquence that I was creaming in my pants, "Um...Hi my name is Kurt and I am a Nympho. I guess you could say that I am addicted to cunnilingus and to pleasing women even if they aren't mine to please. Porn is only a substitute for not having the real thing. Never had to use my hand to get off because there was always someone to get me off. I do not think that I have a problem but the people closest to me think that I need this support group. So for them I'll give it a try for now..." Those eyes kept piercing me as he talked and I knew that he was sizing me up. I've been around the block a couple of times to know when someone is imagining me naked. But he was taking it a step further: he was fucking me in his head. That devious smile that he keeps flashing me is making me hot on the inside. Aw shit he's coming over...

" So it looks like I'll be needing a sponsor... you wanna be mine? "
"uh... sorry Kurt I'm not really the sponsoring type. You're better off on your own."
"And you are Tabby right? Ya... I don't think that you have a choice in the matter. Our fearless leader decided that you would be my sponsor. He already gave me your card. I'll be in touch cutie" then he winked at me...

"Amos my fearless leader why on earth would you want me to be his sponsor??? You know he's my type down to the letter... are you trying to get me to fall off the wagon Amos? Cause that's what its looking like! Why not Tandy or Jael they are better at this then I am. Please tell me you have a great reason for me being his sponsor!"

"Well Tabby its like this: you've been good for the last 5 years being a "functional" nympho and he needs guidance in that way. Look at it as a test of resolve Tabby who knows maybe you are just what Kurt needs..."

"Not cool Amos... did you see the way he was undressing me with his eyes!?! he's gonna try to fuck me as soon as he gets me alone Amos! What the hell!"

"Don't tell me that you didn't like it Tabby I'm sure your creamy by now which is another reason I choose him for you. If you can face him you can face anyone and not fuck them. I know that you two are probably going to fuck one another and part of our group here is to be supportive but not enabling. He'll call you in a moment of weakness and try to transfer that weakness onto you. At this point you have a choice: give in or calm him down. Either way  you are the only one who can help him out of this predicament. Besides... don't you wanna have a little fun with him? I know he would..."

"Fuck... fine! But don't expect me to be happy about this Amos!!! Stop fucking with my head and my lust dude! See ya!"

Great! I so didn't want a fuckbuddy. I am perfectly content with my husband and my fingers thank you very much! Now I have a fucking nympho fuckbuddy and how am I going to explain this to my hubby? He's not going to be too happy about this! this shall be fun...

ring. ring. ring. "Hey my love what's up? Oh Amos called you? and told you that I was going to sponsor someone!?! that it was a guy named Kurt and that you are okay with this?!? Are you sure? did he explain what it means to "sponsor" someone? Alright if you are alright with this then I'll be alright with this. Love you honey! I'll see you when you get home from work! Bye." click. Amos you are playing with fire and I'm going to be the one that burns your ass severely!!

I've got a couple of hours to kill while the hubby is still at work... what to do. what to do. Weed and porn time!!! i packed the bowl to the brim and enjoyed my Girl Scout Cookie weed in my bong. This was the porn where the older woman seduces the younger woman and a young man watches from the shadows just the way I like it. Watching the younger girl have her first girl on girl experience with the older woman was so hot to me that my clit was growing. The older woman was using vibrators on the young one and she was cumming so hard that she was squirting all over the place. "That's what happens when you let a woman fuck you!..." Amen sister! Another bong load and I should be good to go and get my rub on. I closed my eyes and imagined that I was the one being fucked by the older woman even though I could be her... damn cum squirting 8 times in a row man what i wouldn't give to have that! Wetness level rising. clit swollen. rubbing time! Personally I like to use my ring finger in a circular motion on the left hand side of my clit. I am the master of my clit and I decide when it cums and when it doesn't. I've been training myself to control my cumming for decades now so when i cum I cum long and hard on my command. Almost there....

What the fuck?!? "Hello? Kurt this is a really bad time for you to be calling me. If you are not in some serious trouble I'm going to kill you myself!"

"-um good to hear your voice too Tabby. I need you to come over. I'm about to slip with this gorgeous blonde chick and I need your help. I'm at 640 greenbriar path hurry cause I don't know how long i can hold out. see you soon" the girly voice in the background was sounding impatient fuck and I still haven't cum yet! shit 1 more bong hit and then I'll leave.

Kurt had a nice home. Big old and had moss and ivy around it. Knock. knock. Knock. When Kurt opened the door he had no shirt on and me being in the mood that I'm in was not letting me focus on anything but his abs. Muscular, defined and smooth. he must manscape. His hair was shaggy and in his face masking those dark eyes of his. "So what's the emergency Kurt? I told you that it better be a good one... -"

After he looked me up and down, "You looked flushed Tabby hope i didn't interrupt something. Come in Suri was just about to leave. weren't you Suri" he stated with a glare towards her general direction. She dogged me but i didn't give a shit. He gestured me in and all I could think about was why he called me over and why did he let that beauty just walk out of here without touching her. "Don't worry about Suri Tabby she just doesn't like to be second fiddle to anyone. I told her that you are my nympho sponsor and she was threatening to fuck me to prove a point: that shes the only one who can properly fuck me."

"I don't see how that really is my place to know about that Kurt. I have a husband and I do not need to have a nympho fuckbuddy if that's what you're thinking about making me. I get it you have urges and you prefer others to get you off but if you want to get a handle on this you need to cater to yourself first. There's nothing wrong with self masturbation Kurt; I do it on a daily basis. Does that surprise you? Weird question: do you have any weed or lesbian porn handy? All of this is making me stressed out."

"As much as I would like to fuck you right now I know that I need to get to know you before we do that. I have both materials handy if you are in need but how is this going to help me? I thought you might just jack me off or give me head or something... not that I was going to do it myself!"

"Well then pack me a bowl and pop in a porn and I'll show you how these two items will help curb your appetite so to speak. Some men use lubricants like lotion or spit so grab whatever it is you would like to use and let us begin from there. I personally do not use lubricants but to each his own. You aren't an invalid you can stroke yourself right? then sit back relax and puff, puff pass Kurt. When you're into the porn start touching yourself. I'll be right here doing the same thing and just let it out and not be afraid. Its alright if you cum on yourself; we'll clean you up later."

"Hmm me stroking myself? um okay. to be honest I've never done this in front of anyone before and I'm a little embarrassed but I'll give it a try. You are going to do the same thing right? cool."

It wasn't like I was asking him to hang himself while he gets off but i could see that he was scared so I started first. Kurt freaked at how nonchalantly I reached up underneath my skirt to play with myself. He was staring at my big clit and I mentioned that he called me at a moment when I was getting myself off. Kurt wasn't bad for a beginner. He got the basics down which is all one really needs in order to jack off. Longer than I thought his penis would be and with good girth. The weed was descent but mine was better so me getting off might be a little tougher but I'll manage. Turns out he's a moaner; interesting. Me I'm more quiet when I pleasure myself. I decided to coincide my cumming with his and it surprised Kurt that I would do something like that. The look of pure disgust was on his face as he sprayed himself with his man juice. I couldn't help but laugh since it was his first time seeing his own white stuff. it was kind of cute...

"Well now you can say you've had the pleasure of cumming with me. I hope you don't think any less of me for showing you how to masturbate Kurt. Once you get into the habit of this it will be easier to control your urges. Is that all you needed from me cause I need to get home and make dinner."

"Yeah that was all that I needed Tabby thank you. I think that I might not be able to do that again unless you are here next to me. I guess that I trust you... enough to jack off in front of you. Will the touching get any easier?"

"Take a shower to clean yourself off Kurt... you know what? Is it okay if I take one as well? I don't want to be in lust mode when I get home to my husband. The touching will get better but give it some time..."

"sure... bathrooms upstairs first door to your right." Wow. Steam room shower; I'm impressed. normally I would lock the door but I don't think that he'll come inside; the hidden camera conveniently placed above the shower was a dead giveaway. Curiosity was definitely peaking as I thought of his facial expressions as he viewed me taking a shower. hope he enjoys the show and just to make sure i made eye contact with the camera so he knows that I'm wise to his games. You wanna play then we'll play and I'm going to win Kurt.

"Thanks for everything Kurt! Till next time..."

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The next NA meeting seemed uneventful; no one wanted to share so I was forced to share again thanks to Amos. Kurt wasn't here which was strange but normal if he felt treatment wasn't helping him so I didn't think too much about it. But just to be on the "sponsor safe" side I sent him a txt asking where he was. His response: i'm in my car in the parking lot with a raging boner and I can't get myself to cum. HELP PLEASE! Its the green challenger hurry!

Fuck! Really?!? Whatever freakin ever! Sorry Kurt your just gonna have to wait till this is over...

"Hi its me Tabby again. Lets see what can i tell you that I haven't told you already... hmm i think that I was born liking girls and would use to try to suckle on my moms tits and attempted lesbian sex at age 6. I like the way that women feel and I personally get off on getting them off. Just yesterday i was thinking about this beautiful blonde girl that I wanted to fuck and I instantly came... yes if i think it sexually i can usually have an orgasm. Like I already said in an earlier meeting it doesn't take much to get me off. I maybe cum on average about 20 times a day. I have a huge libido and when its active it has a mind of its own. i've only been with 7 men and about 8 women so I have a pretty tight hole for lack of a better term that's prone to self masturbation and 9 times out of ten my pussy gets her way. If you excuse me I have a issue that I need to take care of right  now Amos why don't you pass the torch to someone else please!"

So a green dodge challenger... i like that hopefully its a dark kelly green or jungle green cause that would be hott! and shit... it is! His looked so twisted in its misery that I realized just how beautiful he was in all of his suffering. That torment was genuine and he needed me to help him get thru this- who am I to prolong his torture. Kurt unlocked the passenger door and I got in. He was on the border of tears, "Its not cuming Tabby i've been trying all afternoon and it wont seem to cum. I think that its broken." damn he looked really shaken up.

Think of something comforting to say... "Dont' worry Kurt. I've seen this before all you have to do is relax and use your mind for the sexual stimulation. fantasize and you'll be able to cum. You do know how to do that right sweetie? no? well then close your eyes and imagine a beautiful woman that you want to make love to. now for lack of time she's already naked wet and wanting your hard cock inside of her. Now think about what you want to do to her and take it from there." okay so far so good hes responding; the panic is leaving his face.

"Tabby talk dirty to me please I need to cum this is too painful. I owe you big time- many times over the dirtier the better."

I can't believe i'm doing this and not getting paid for this... "Oh Kurt your sooo big please put your big cock inside my juicy wet pussy. Can you feel that? I think that you're too big for me. oh yes push that cock into my pussy. Harder. Faster. Like that. Just like that Yes YEsYES. Keep it up and don't you dare stop Kurt deeper. mmmmm awwwwww yeeeeaaaaaahhh. Im cuming. Ahhhh!"  Screaming out loud for extra effect made Kurt squirt all over the front seat and mirror. I'm not sure what's was more surprising his face as he squirted or my surprise to see how much came out as he squirted. Either way it was very entertaining seeing him get off on my voice.

"Um thank you so much Tabby! I don't know how people can do this more than once a day and not be completely spent! Oh my god I don't think I've ever cum that much in my whole entire life. What the hell did you do to me?"

"That would be the masterful art of phone sex mixed in with the power of the mind via  sexual fantasies. Haven't you ever gotten off to dirty thoughts before? Oh don't tell me that you grew up catholic? cause that would actually explain alot if you did. Anyways lets get you cleaned up and into the NA meeting. Let me help you-"

"I can do that myself thank you Tabby. Go back inside and I'll be there in a bit. Thanks again Tabby for being so understanding during my hour of need and being a good sponsor." Woah what's his problem that's twice now that he won't let me help him clean up his cum. Guess he's kinky like that.

Meanwhile as I was tending to Kurt's "accident" Amos put the group on break till I handled whatever it was that I had to do.  This time it was Amos that told his story:

"Hi my name is Amos and I'm a nympho. my addiction was all forms of bondage at first- i liked to see the person that I was going to fuck all tied and bound  like helpless little prey. I would tie the ropes in such a way that I would tease her with every knot I made and every string I pulled to get her wet enough for me to enter her. If they were flexible I would suspend them off of the ground and let gravity push my cock all the way up inside of them. then when that wasn't enough for me I went to bondage shows and masturbated as the women were bound and gaged right in front of me. Then my friend introduced me to this place where you get bound and the girl controls you like a string puppet. she decides how she wants to be fucked and I have no choice but to go along with it. At first I didn't like the lack of control but then it became solace to me.  it got to the point where I would auto-asphyxiate myself just to feel the sensation of a hard cum. porn didn't do as much for me as it does for most of you it just made me worse and I ended up paying prostitutes 20 bucks a pop to jack me off on the other side of a wall that I had installed that was just big enough to fit my cock thru. All I wanted was the feeling of cuming. I even tried to become gay in order to feel that hard cum you get when you milk the prostate gland anally. Turns out all I needed was a hot bi-sexual who loves to dominate me with a strap-on. Anyone else feel like sharing or shall we call it a day? alright I'll see everyone tomorrow. "
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TXT message: Tabby, come to the meeting 30 mins early I want a progress report on Kurt- Amos
Progress report!?! Really? Come on! What the hell am I suppose to "report on?"

"Yo Fearless leader- what's up?"

"So what was Kurt's crisis? And before you tell me that you can't tell me it says in your contract as a sponsor that you are allowed to speak to me about your interactions or lack there of. So... what happened?"

"The man honestly doesn't know how to jack himself off. Amos I had to teach him- a grown man who has no excuse to not know this except that 'the girls always did it for me!' Then I had to explain to him how to fantasize in order to jack off. He had a boner that he couldn't ejaculate himself and no I didn't touch him so stop looking at me like that! I gave him my best phone sex voice to got him to cum. Don't be such an ass Amos!"

"He likes you alot Tabby; he feels safe with you but more importantly he trusts you. So make sure that you do not betray that. Also, you'll see a difference in him from now on... he's becoming more in control of his urges. Um and another thing: Suri doesn't like you and wants you to leave him alone so that means you're doing your job. She's fucking hot!"

"I know right!?! Shes the blond that I was talking about in meeting yesterday. I would love to fuck that vain bitch with a strap-on and have her call me daddy... Oh I'm sorry Amos was that too much info for you?"

"You'd make her call you 'Daddy'? Why Daddy?"

"To prove that I'm better at fucking her than a man is of course Amos... like your wife Alannah does with you i'm sure-"

"Shhhh. let's just keep that to ourselves here okay Tabby. i don't need the others to find out about that especially Jael- that kind of stuff turns her into a fiend. now be a good girl and lets get ready for our meeting."

Kurt was surprisingly chipper and sat right next to me. Amos was right; he was different. He wasn't as cocky and arrogant as he was when we first met. There was a softness or a vurnerableness to him now that was likable; but i'm not going there.

"Hi... my name is Jael and I'm a nympho. I'm not sure what you would classify me as since I hate labels. I have both male and female parts- the fun combo down south. Um hard I'm pretty big; a good 8 and a half inches and I have a vertical smile which intrigues and confuses people. As you can tell I portray myself as a beautiful woman; my features are closer related to that sex plus i was born with breasts. I get with men and women ages 18-60; I don't discriminate or judge or anything. It's just who I am. Due to me having both parts i have quite the sexual vibration and appetites to match. Threesomes or orgies make me happy and yes i can fuck myself when no one else is there to do it for me. I like to have my holes filled as some of you are familiar with. Um yeah that's it."

"Thank you Jael. Anyone else? Cade you haven't spoken in a while let;s go."

Coughs heavily "Hi. I'm Cade. I'm a nympho and I'm proud to admit it. Unlike most people here I am not ashamed of who I am or what I am. Yes I keep my urges under control but I'm a chronic masturbator and have been known to whip it out in public and start to jack off. you may have heard of me- the public jerkster. Yeah that's me. Now I do it for money and I make a pretty hefty living. That's all you're going to get out of me today Amos."

"Good share time folks. As you know we are always here for you. Have your sponsors on speed dial if you feel the urge to slip off of the nympho wagon. If they aren't available then you can always call me. Sponsors check in with one another and make introductions if need be."

Shit! Kurt's gonna find out that Jael is my sponsor and he's not going to stop asking me questions about her nether region. Just breathe and get this over with!

"Um Jael this is Kurt my newbie. Kurt this is my sponsor Jael."

"Hey! So you're Tabby's sponsor? Unreal. You must of had some real fun with her to get Tabby this calm. from what i heard she's a handful-"

"I'm a handful to most men Kurt but not to most women and yes Jael did help me thru alot of things; namely how to deal with my urges in a non-destructive way."

"Tabby you can tell that hes curious about our past 5 years together and he should be. Maybe if you stay in our inner circle you can see all of the fun things we do to keep the inner nympho from coming out. Yes TabbyKat is a very interesting girl... here's my number and well discuss some useful ways to overcome your issues. See you later TabbyKat"

"Before you even ask me let me just say that the first time I met Jael I was a sex fiend. I would walk the streets looking for girls to fuck and i found her. That night in particular I was so horny that it gave me a  sex fever. That my friend is when you are so hot and bothered that you can only focus on sticking something inside of you to orgasm. Jael happened to recognize what was going on with me and took me to her fuck spot. I told her that I could pay and she said that I didn't have to that she would do this for me for free. All I wanted to do was fuck and she just stared at me looking me up and down. I lunged for her and she grabbed me by the neck to keep me at bay. I let out a pleasurable moan. Jael began to squeeze my nipples one at a time and I was cuming. But I wanted more and she saw that. my underwear was sopping wet from her touching my tits and yet I gushed more as she rubbed my tiny clit. Orgasm after orgasm and I still wasn't satisfied. it was the way that she got me off- using little to no contact which was something no one had done before. Finally what seemed like forever i begged her to use a vibrator on me saying that i needed to be fucked hard and she understood. She took one of my hands and put it underneath her dress and i felt a bulge. I started to stroke her and was surprised at how big she got when I did that. Jael fucked me for hours in different positions, intensities, and without mercy. I took it all and I still wanted more so she started to grind it out of me using her pussy and eventually she filled my needs. i explained to her that no one had ever given me that type of pleasure before and if we could do that more often. I again offered payment and she said no saying that fucking me was all the payment that she wanted. And yes she uses her penis better then most men can... and i love fucking her. Anything else?"

"Yeah can i get a little help here Tabby ahhh your story was very um descriptive. or if you're busy i can call Jael and see if she's willing to help me out."

Damn you Amos!!!! "You call me first Kurt... besides haven't you been practicing visualizing fucking me to the point of cuming?  Don't be embarrassed; I figured as much from what you said to Jael. I hear Suri is pissed at me. Wait till she finds out that we haven't had sex yet and you still wont fuck her! maybe if you tell her that i like girls she may reconsider being my friend. that way all parties are happy! I know why don't you imagine us together as you watch. That should do it for you but wait till you get home though. If not then you can always watch the shower video of me if you haven't already. Your welcome Kurt gotta go. Text if you need me!"

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 TXT message: Tabby it's Kurt. can you come over i need you... its pretty serious . The key is in the flower plant and bring hair pins to the second floor first room on the left. Shit what hell did he do now? Hair pins!?! I swear that boy doesn't get it on so many levels that it isn't even funny; its sad. But you are his sponsor and you need to take care of him. I guess he's the little puppy dog I always wanted but never got. Now I get why I never liked dogs- too much damn effort... bet the girl left him in the hand cuffs chained to the bed... serves him right for not calling me till after the fact. Amateur.

"Kurt? It's Tabby. Hope you're decent!" I couldn't help but imagine that he was chained up spread eagle with a mssive bonner; that thought was enough to get me wet. now prepare yourself Tabby if he is like that resist the urge to jump on him and fuck him. You're a good girl and you aren't about to abuse this situation... although he may like it- *shakes head roughly* no you are his sponsor act like one! So here it goes...

Yep. He was Kuffed to the bed. Spread Eagled and hard. It looked like he had been crying. I wonder how long he's been like this. As i walked closer I could see the bruising that the kuffs left. They were close to bleeding mark like he was struggling to get free. His mouth was gagged and his eyes were so traumatized that I whelded up with tears. Who the fuck would do something like this to him?? Ahh yes Suri. That bitch wants a fight then she's gonna get a war! How dare she violate my newbie like this!!!

"Don't worry Kurt. I'll get you out of this. I'm going to kill that bitch Suri but first i'm going to fuck that girl raw then kick the shit outta her and then get Jael to put out the word that she needs to be taught a lesson!!! I'm so sorry Kurt..." Wow. I actually sound like I care about him. I'm not normally this protective of people but seeing him like this makes me offended on multiple levels that my evilness is coming to the surface and focused on her. Thankfully I have been in this situation many a time so I know how to pick locks and to make sure that I am always wearing some type of bobby pin in my hair. I slowly took out the red ball gag and put my finger over his mouth to keep him quiet. Once I removed all of the kuffs I carefuly began to move his joints. All Kurt could do was cry and I held him as he did. I told him that there was no shame in his tears; that it was okay to let it out. my God he was trembling so much that I thought he was going to pass out from the shock of it all. I just held him like a baby hoping that he would fall asleep and forget that this ever happened.

I know that Kurt didn't send me the txt... he's been here for a long while. So Suri planned this which means she still could be here. "Is Suri still here Kurt?" He nodded yes. "Where is she sweetie?" He pointed to the right.

TXT Message: Jael 911 emergency bring your gear and your ass kicking shoes. A bitch just traumatized our newbie and she's coming after me next. adress is 640 greenbriar path. Doors unlocked upstairs second floor first door to the left. ASAMFP Jael. Shes still here. We are royally fucking her up!        

 I let go of him, covered him with the nearest thing that resembled a blanket I could find and waited for Jael to get here before I went looking for the person who was going to be the recipient of my major ass kicking. I can hold my own in a fight but with Jael there it would make Kurt feel better knowing that both of us are on his side. I know that Jael and I are crazy bitches but I don't know if Suri has a gun, knife or what. Poor Kurt. He just clung to me whimpering why...

I explained to him that "this is what can happen if a woman gets mad angry and jealous all at the same time. Their brain goes haywire and if she can't have you then she'll hurt you and the people that she feels replaced her. By you not sleeping with her you sort of gave her the push that she needed to go off the deep end. You didn't know that she was going to take this route Kurt. Unlike Jael and I we anticipate the actions of the people in our lives so that these types of things don't happen a whole lot. In the beginning I had something similar happen to me and that's when I had to call Jael to bail me out. You'll see that Nymphos anonymous is a safe place with people who won't let anything happen to you. I just wish that you told me that she was here; then this may have been prevented Kurt. Txt me even if you think that it isn't a big deal... no matter what don't we always get through it?"

Jael came in her dominatrix outfit complete with her steel toed combat boots which made Kurt show a faint smile. "Oh honey what did that girl go to you? Tabby let me see his wrists... oh poor baby momma Jael will make it all better. And the ankles??? This may sting but the ingredients in this won't leave any marks of this awful thing happening to you. when we're done this will all just be a bad dream sweetie! Tabby where is she!"

one of the many reasons that I love Jael is for the simple fact that when you dominate someone you adhere to the rules that embody trust. When those rules become broken in her presence Jael will not hesitate to fuck you up. I've even seen her almost kill someone as a result. We nymphos have an honor code just like BDSM people have a code. You respect the code and everyone wins...Suri did a big no-no: her slave is terrified of her and has made this a traumatizing memory to the point of leaving marks. You don't leave marks or betray the person's trust. Yeah, Suri's a dead woman walking for sure. I opted to stay with Kurt since he is afterall my newbie. That and the fact that Suri hates me so I would just make the situation worse.

When Jael found Suri she was fully clothed standing in the corner of Kurt's closet brandishing an army knife. One thing about Jael: she's vain and doesn't like anyone scarring her or leaving marks. So when she was old enough to fight back she did and refuses to let anyone hurt her that way again. Of course Jael had no problem getting the knife away from her and putting her in a police type of arm lock. When I saw the look of pain on Suri's face i was gloatful; even creaming at the chance to fuck her extremely roughly for hurting Kurt. I carefully moved Kurt off of the bed and to a comfy lounger so that Suri could take his place. Since I knew what was about to happen I asked Kurt what he would like to do.

"Kurt sweetie do you want to be in the room when we do this? I must warn you that this is not going to be pleasant in any way what so ever towards her. She did something very bad to you... and for that she is going to have to pay for it in a very fucked up manner. I don't want you to see this side of us but know that we are doing this for you..."

He just smiled at me and whispered, " Do what you need to her so she stays out of my life. forever. Tabby please stay with me"

"Tabbykat I got this... go be with him in his time of need. I'll join you two when I'm done here. Now let's see what am I going to do with you Suri..."

normally I would protest and argue to stay but Jael was right; Kurt is my main priority. Making sure that he's safe is first and foremost. I didn't know where else to take him so I brought Kurt to my house. On the outside it looks normal but I have a sex slave dungeon in my basement and sex rooms that I keep locks on so no one goes in there but me. For now i'll put him in the living room and tell my man that he's going to be here for a while. Shit I have to call Amos too!

"Hello?"

"Amos, it's Tabby.  um  there was slash is a situation going on as we speak. Suri went fatal attraction on Kurt and she left him hand cuffed to the bed spread eagled with a fucking red ball gag stuck in his mouth! His wrists and ankles are bloody bruised and I'm not saying that in British terms! Ya I called Jael and she's taking care of Suri as we speak but Kurts pretty shaken up by it. He hasn't stopped crying yet. I have him here with me in my living room. This happened at his house after our meeting. I don't know what to do except not leave his side. Can you call my man and alert him to the situation and tell him I'm sorry. Coming from you that would be better. He doesn't like other men in the house Amos... thank you so much for this! Well if you hurry to 640 greenbriar path second floor first room to the left you can watch Jael work and maybe help out since I can't. Have fun for me Amos! See ya at the next meeting!"

"Kurt sweetie whats your favorite comfort food and drink. I think that this occasion calls for the best weed ever- don't you agree?"

"ice cream and root beer floats... you know that you didn't have to do all of that for me; calling Jael for retribution and nurturing me like you are. I still can't believe that she turned on me. Suri was the only one that wasn't happy that I was going to NA. She said that they were just going to brainwash me into thinking that it was something wrong; but you guys didn't. You welcomed me with open arms and even though you were reluctant at first to be my sponsor you have been the best person that I have in my life Tabby. Thank you for saving me tonight. I had been there for at least 8 hours chained up and every so often Suri would come in and jack me off and stop before I came. I don;t know how many times she did that to me. It hurt and she said that was how she felt ever since I met you. I explained to her that we never had sex and she believed me; she just knew that i was thinking about you when I was with her. It didn't help that she found your shower tape and compared it to hers- you won by the way. Suri can't handle being anything but number one and for you to swoop in and bewitch me was too much for her."

"Here's your Ice cream and root beer float!well if I knew it was a competition I would put some effort into it Kurt but i'm not looking for anything sexual more than what I already have. Amos hand picked you for me because you are everything that I would look for in a sexship. If I can sponsor you without giving into my urges then I have in fact controlled my desire so that it doesn't run me. So far so good but when I saw you lying there all violated like that it took everything in me not to get on top of you and fuck you till you came. instead I held you close and told you that it will be okay. Right now I'm just glad that you are alright for the most part. Even Amos has your back. Him and Jael are taking care of her. I wish we could watch them torment her. That would be the sweetest revenge right now...but I know that you aren't cool with that"

"We can if you want...My house is setup with that intelligent technology so I can check in on things." Kurt pulled out his phone and voila instant punish tube with Jael and Amos. Be a good sponsor Tabby you can see it later... "You know what? Why don't you record it and I'll watch it later when it isn't so fresh in your mind. Just enjoy your ice cream while I pack us a bowl" with that being said there was only smiles within the exchange of silence as the pipe was smoked. I know I could so totally take advantage of his venerability and he wouldn't mind... that my touch would be welcoming and it would help to replace the bad memory but I won't go there. When Kurt passed out on the couch I bit my lip hard. I won't let this devil tempt me tonight. He needs to be around people he can trust. For now Tabby sleep on the floor so that you don't grope him. Ya that's just what he needs right now for you to complicate the situation!!!

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... I didn't pay any attention to the feeling of a male body curling up next to me; I'd been used to it for years with my man but the form was different and I felt a sudden tenseness come over my body. The way he was fondling my breasts I couldn't help but start to back my ass into him whoever it was. He was getting me off with just tit play... Shit was he good. What... now he's just putting his hand over my lower abdomen??? Why is this getting me off so much? He isn't even touching my g-spot. What the fuck... this must be some good weed for me to have such a vivid sex dream...

But it wasn't a dream; Kurt was right behind her shyly caressing her. When Tabby figured out that it wasn't a dream his fingers were already inside of her; tentatively playing as if waiting to ask permission before full blown finger banging. Talk about waking up with a bang...

"Kurt... you don't have to thank me by fingering me. Even though it feels really good i need you stop it now. I said stop." Tabby removed Kurt's fingers slowly trying to savor the sensation without him knowing. Truth be told she didn't want him to stop but she needed to be a responsible sponsor... great fingering techniques weren't helping...

"I'm sorry Tabby you were calling out my name in your dream so i thought that it would be okay. although i'm saddened that you woke up as fast as you did. I wish had more time to enjoy you..."

"That being said um thanks but please don't ever touch me unless i give you permission Kurt. You know what you just did could be con strewed as rape and even if i was calling out your name what made you think that i was remotely wanting you to violate me? I would have told or asked you to touch me Kurt! what the fuck!!!! you're just like all the other men i know- opportunistic to the core thinking only with your dick. I resisted my urges towards you and you gave into yours. Get away from me... you disgust me. After all I did for you you repay me by unwanted fingering!!! I have a man Kurt and he isn't you. Please respect that and think the next time you decide to diddle me!" and with a slap to the face Tabby continued, "Yes I'm pissed at you but give me a minute to calm down... after all you are just a man. you don't know any better!!! but I'm telling Amos and you WILL explain yourself to him!"

"I didn't realize that I crossed such a boundary with you Tabby... I thought that it was something that you wanted... but I see now that I made a terrible mistake and I know that you won't forgive me any time soon. You truly are not like any other woman I have met. Please accept my apology Tabby. I'll see myself out. You can keep my cell to watch Suri... and bring it to the meeting later."

Thank God he's gone!!!! Damn! what the hell was that about? why did I get so mad at him? because I trusted him and let my guard down. I went all protective and nurturing and he thought that I wanted him. Again somehow this is all my fault... FUCK!!!!!

"Hey Amos... it's Tabby. Stop talking Amos. Kurt heard me call out his name in my dream last night and began to curl up behind me, pinch my tits, and fingered me without my permission!"

"Was he good?"

"Yes he was and I came alot before i woke up. No I can't do this Amos. He needs another sponsor... I'm going to give into him if he doesn't keep his distance Amos. Even I can't hold out after I felt his fingers inside of me!!! I told him that he has to talk about it with you but I'm bothered. I'm-"

"First of all Kurt is your responsibility whether you like it or not. I told you that he had feelings for you and when he felt comfortable enough to show them you get angry at him! Shame Tabby... you shouldn't have let him get underneath your skin like that and you should apologize! You know that kind of situation called for a lighter touch.. but because I love you Tabby I'll explain to him why you took it so personally if you will let me. I gotta go but I'll see you at the meeting today we'll talk more about this and the Suri thing. by the way she's going to be part of our meetings. bye"

As if this day could get any worse Suri is now part of NA!?!?! FUCK MY LIFE!!! well if I have to face Suri I might as well watch the punish tube and see what happened after I left. Now lets pack a bowl and get down to the show!!! Kurt had it all cued up for me... brownie points for the effort but I'm still mad! I took a hit of the bong and pushed play.

... from the look of it Jael was enjoying tightly cuffing Suri to the bed spread eagled like she had done to Kurt. Suri's twists and squirms only ended up hurting her delicate skin and you could see the bruising starting. Jael just circled her; watching her and taking it all in. Jael can be like a predator when she is hunting prey; she likes to stalk them, inflict psychological damage and when they have been broken she swoops in for the kill. Damn! No sound. Guess I'll just imagine what is being said. Whatever it was Jael didn't like it and began to smack Suri on each cheek. Back and forth about 3 times each. She had tears in her eyes and was screaming out something that made Jael gag her. She also brought out the pressure clips... a device that Jael made herself. Once she clamps the clips onto the nipples they begin to tighten at intervals. If she chooses to Jael can add vibrations or static shocks as well. But what got my attention was that her pussy was glistening with juice... she was getting off on her punishment and it hadn't even begun yet. Jael noticed it too and I think she called her on it. Suri's tears felt like retribution and I started getting off to it. Something was off- Jael wasn't using her hands. she was using other things to touch her. Normally she enjoyed working with her hands but she was purposely avoiding touching her like Jael was disgusted by her. What??? Jael is putting on gloves and just hovering close to her pussy!?! Look Suri's making the bed sheet wet. She's fucked now... Jael is bringing out a fuck machine!!! Jam that bitch hard with no lube mama. And Jael did unmercilessly and without remorse. You could see the uncomfortableness Suri had on her face but her fat swollen pussy took it like a champion! Hell, she's even thrusting like its her God. Jael adjusted the frequency of the machine and Suri's body looked like it was gonna break. But she was taking it... taking it all and loving it. As Jael took the gag off Suri was smiling a crazy smile which meant one thing: she was going to frenzy and loose her mind to the fuck. not sure if there is going to be anything of use she'll be able to do after this. Oh shit she's using the mechanical dildo gag and pulled out the fuck machine. Damn that thing is covered in pussy juice!!! Surprisingly that was hot even though it was her. That was enough to make me cum. Jael left her that way for a while; cock less and begging for more. I think that she was doing that to avenge Kurt. Let's fast forward to the good stuff. No way!!! she left her there for over 3 hrs stewing in her own juices!!!! Came back stick it in harshly out in out and left again Hardcore momma. Look at Suri trying to struggle and choking on her own spit. You deserve all of this bitch lick it up!!! Enter Amos. by this time Suri had bucked enough to cause her wrists to bleed as well as her ankles. Amos was saying something to Jael that she didn't like and she left. He then turned his attention to Suri. Whatever he told her made her relax and calm down. Bastard is blocking the camera and I cant see what he's doing. Ahh he put a vibrator on top of her lower abdomen and he's slowly putting it inside of her. Then he left her like that. What the fuck did he do to her!?! her body is contorting like something out of an exorcism. Whole body vibrations and there came that smile again like she was going to frenzy. yet she was taking this punishment like it was a reward. Looks like she's come to the dark side and she likes it.

Damn just seeing her writhe in extreme pleasure like that made me cum so many times that I lost track after 20. You could tell that she was soaking ths shit up and loving it. A sign of nymphomania which is why Amos said that Suri would be coming to NA. What?!? Kurt's phone asked if this location wanted to be saved so I tapped yes. then another question: any other number that you want to have access and of course I put in my mobile and saved it. This will teach you to try to fuck with me Kurt...

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"Alright everyone take your seats... we have a new member so everyone make her feel welcomed. Suri- come up here and share a little bit about yourself..."

"Um Hi. I'm Suri and I'm a nympho-"

"Hi Suri"

"Um yeah... First of all I don't think that I have a problem. I like to fuck. Fuck married men or men that are a challenge. Hell, I'll even fuck women if it gets off my prey. Yes I'm vulgar and i curse like a sailor and I fuck like one too. I mean Who doesn't enjoy sex. I have issues with people who do not accept the person that they are. So yeah I do not particularly want to be here but since I did the crime I'll pay the fine and do the time... I'm done."

Anyone else feel like sharing today? Oh I know Cameron why don't you share your story... please"

"Fine Amos. Hello darlings my name is Cameron and I'm a Nympho who is also suffering with multiple personality disorder. I shouldn't say suffering but rather I never know what the day will hold for me or Lindsay, or Jack or Cas but it keeps me on my toes. The aspect of Cameron is the one that has issues with our sexuality. She cannot get enough of the idea of cumming. It fascinates her knowing that she can stick anything up inside of her and it will make her cum. I would wake up feeling spent with a note next to me saying that we needed a more powerful vibrator. My name is actually Susan but the person that you see before you is the essence of Cameron. She is the one that shows up to the meetings and is willing to make adjustments in order for all of us to function as one. Men women objects, fruit if she can fit it inside of us and it gets her to cum shes happy. That's it..."

"Remember friends this is a family; we help each other out and we protect one another. If you have a problem take it up with me. If something happens and you cannot get in touch with your sponsor call me. Show of hands who already has 3 in their group? everyone. hmmm I guess that means that Suri is under my charge. Stay strong Friends and know that we are only a phone call away. Tabby, Jael , Kurt, Suri I need to speak with you all NOW!!!"

"What the fuck Amos!?! Ya I'm still a little pissy so unless you want to incur my wrath please keep me away from Kurt and Suri.-"

"Tabby stop acting like a little bitch that got butt hurt because she got touched inappropriately. Put your differences aside and work on the bigger picture. Kurt, Tabby has a history of male figures in her life taking advantage of her and raping her in her sleep. even when she locked the door they would still find a way to come in and violate her. Of course you had no idea Kurt but because you did that you have now crossed over her comfort line and into the category of "you are just like all the other guys" and you will now see her hostility towards men now being taken out on you. Suri, your jealousy almost cost you your life last night. Do you realize that If I let Jael have her way you would be dead or at least wishing that you were??? All because you were jealous of Tabby and took it out on Kurt. And from now on you and Kurt are not to have any contact with each other is that understood??? And Jael??? You absolutely know better than to do something like that but i understand that you were just protecting yours like we taught you here. Tabby you are still Kurt's sponsor so work out your fucking differences and get over it. I think I've said all that I needed to say to you guys so I'll see you at tomorrow's meeting. "

"Here's your phone back Kurt. thanks for letting me borrow it. Sorry I over re-acted but I didn't expect that you would do something like that to me. It'll take me some time to get over it but if you need me for anything don't hesitate to text me. Just do me a favor and don't touch me unless I tell you to Kurt or else I'll have to kick your ass and ask Jael to back me up. "

"Tabby... Thank you for still being my sponsor despite what I did to you. I'm sorry that I misread the signs and that it wasn't what you wanted but please don't put me in the category of all the other men in your head. If it takes a lifetime I'll prove to you that I'm not like all the other men that you have dealt with. If it wasn't for you I'd still be tied up in misery suffering so you will always be special to me Tabby. just find it in your heart to forgive me. See you tomorrow??"

"Yeah i guess so. See you later."

"Sorry sweeties but I need to borrow Tabby mama Jael needs her assistance. Tabby meet me at my house and if your nice Kurt I may let you watch!"

Jael's house wasn't what you would call exquisite but for it being smack dab in the center of fucking parkway it would do. 5 years ago Jael dragged me into her home to save me by fucking my brains out. Wonder what she needs me to help her with today. There were no words; just her hand placing mine on her penis. It was hard and pulsating begging for me to ease her pain. Last night with Suri made her so repulsed and aroused that she waited for me to make her feel better.

"Please Tabbykat I need you..." and with that I grabbed the back of her head and leaned in for the kiss... Her lips were warm and soft but they were quivering. She wasn't being overly forceful or even assertive; she was just being a venerable woman which freaked me the fuck out since Jael isn't known for this type of behavior. But I found myself resisting the urge to take advantage of the situation by dominating her. There was a sweetness to this encounter that I wanted to keep going. The level of intimacy between the two of us was making me so wet that I soaked my jeans. Jael gently undressed me and laid me on her bed. She had my favorite color sheets on the bed. the cobalt blue satin sheet set that she had on the first time that I came here. Jael didn't bother putting on a condom and as she stared at my wet pussy... she teasingly rubbed her cock against my clit; putting the tip partially inside of my lips then adding a little bit of pressure so that I would start to breathe slightly heavier. I could feel how wet her cock was getting from my juices and when she thrusted inside of me I let out a pleasurable moan that almost made me cum. She fucks me better than my man does. Always paying attention to my body cues and my sexual needs but most importantly Jael takes her time with me as if she's savoring it. With every hip movement she brings me closer to orgasm and I have to remind myself that I can take it all; holding off the orgasm till Jael's ready to cum. Even a position as simple as missionary Jael makes it feel like it was something EPIC. Shit she's doing the circular hip movement... I'm going to fucking die from pleasure!!! When Jael performs this technique on me it also makes her breasts circle my nipples which turns me on even more. As I reached to grab her she took my hands in hers, kissed them and placed them above my head. Jael grabbed my legs one at a time sliding them in an upwards position then raised them to be placed on her shoulders. Oh God she's putting me in my hard cum position!!! Jael's thrusts got longer. Deeper. Harder as she felt my pussy squeezing her cock. Massaging it from the inside. My clit was full on swollen and when Jael noticed that fact she began to rub it in a circular pattern that made me begin to clamp her cock even more. I was trying to keep my mouth open to prolong this feeling when Jael whispered in my ear," Cum for me my beautiful Tabbykat... it's alright" but I shook my head no and gave her a look that begged her to keep going which she did. Jael could feel that I wanted to cum but I was being stubborn because I didn't know when I would get another chance like this to be with her in such an intimate way. So Jael went faster to force me to cum and we came together. As she collapsed on top of me she whispered that she loved me which I repeated back. Sleep came welcomely after Jael and I made love. She held me just like any other man would- spooning me tightly and holding me close. Sometimes I wished that Jael and I were together; I love my man but that close intimacy that we just shared is nothing compared to what I have with him. Of course it wasn't him that saved me all of those years ago. It was her; and her huge cock that got me through the toughest parts of my life. I owed her greatly and for that I will always be her special fuck buddy. In alot of ways Jael was the only man that I trusted; but she already knows that. Thats why she waited for me to relieve her sexual pain. Why she was so eager to make love to me.
"Tabbykins please forgive our little Kurt. I like him in our circle and he didn't mean any harm. Besides, it wasn't as if you didn't want him messing around with you. Admit it Tabby you wanna fuck him badly-"

"Shut up Jael!!! So what if I want to fuck him!?! It's not going to happen! Yes He has great fingers and I crave his cock inside of me but I won't do it!!! If I can get through this being his whole sponcor thing then I will finally be rid of my Nymphomania Jael. Don't you want that?"

"Well pumpkin truth be told I'd miss you too much if I didn't see you at the meetings. I love you more than I love anyone else on this planet but you were putting out the signals towards Kurt and it isn't his fault that he picked up on them and initiated sexual contact. What have I told you about checking your vibe Tabby? You should really go over there and give him a fuckpology. I know that you don't want to but you guys need to settle things. Can't you see that he feels horrible! Go and see him love. Talk to him and get him to understand- now be a good Tabbykat and apologize; preferable with sex-"

"But I don't wanna Jael! If I do I'll succum and give in completely!!! I dream of him. I masturbate to his image Kurt's constantly in my mind- wondering how good he is at fucking; especially with me. I crave him and it is taking everything that I have not to give into this temptation... Kurt's my devil that I cannot get rid of pushing me to do things that will cause me to slide in my NA ways. But you're right. I'll go and talk to him AFTER we smoke a bowl together."

What Tabby didn't tell Jael was that she gave herself full access to Kurt's security cameras feed and that she had been watching him ever since the whole Suri incident happened. Kurt really is a fine specimen of man to look at and gaze upon when he walks around his whole house naked; the way his cock moves in accordance to his muscleature gets me horny all of the time. Its adorable how hard he tries to jack himself off- he's totally ackward about it but at least he's making the effort which puts a smile on my face.

As I pulled up to Kurt's house He still was frolicking around in his birthday suit. When I knocked he was scrambling to find some clothing to put on. All he could find was a small towel that barely covered his package. "Um Tabby ah this isn't what it looks like. I was um just-"

"Dancing around like Pan? your towel needs to be a bit bigger; I can see how hard your cock is sweetie. Been practicing jacking off?"

"Um no- I mean yes. Well I'm not very good at it. Do you think that you can help me out by showing me again Tabby? I think that I'm doing something wrong... it just gets bigger but nothing comes out and it's starting to hurt Tabby really bad."

Yep. He's purple down there and from the looks of it its pulsating. Looks like I get relieve him. " Kurt, if I help you take care of this you're not going to consider me a fluffer are you!?! I do not particularly like to jack guys off since there is no recipracation on my end but I guess for the sake of being your sponcor let's sit you down and give you a happy ending." Kurt recoiled at my touch with a look on his face that screamed are you sure that this is okay after I misread the signals last time. I reassured him that it was okay; that I was going to take care of him this time but it wasn't going to be all of the time.

"Close your eyes and relax Kurt. Think about the person that you want to have sex with. Imagine their body, their curves, what their tits, pussy and ass look like. Now imagine yourself getting all nice and hard for her lusting for one of her orfices. Feel the sensation of going in and out-" and with that thought I began to slowly stroke him getting faster but still keeping a firm hand on his cock. Kurt was letting out moans of pleasure as I was stroking him which inturn made me horny as all hell even after Jael made love to me. His cock was swelling up even more then I saw it that one night and I couldn't help it- I began kissing it and putting my mouth around it. Shit!!! His cock feels so damn good inside of my mouth! So Big and yet it slides easily in and out of my mouth... fuck! I wanna fuck him so badly right now! Kurt's eyes got bigger as he realized that I was sucking his cock and doing it well. All he could do was watch and stare at me engulfing his huge cock in my mouth. The intensity that was coming from his eyes was making me cream my pants. The sounds that he was letting out was turning me on so much that I had to play with myself.  Kurt's hips were moving now and he seemed to be getting over the fact that I was the one giving him head. when it was time for him to cum Kurt asked with his eyes if he could cum in her mouth. Tabby nodded her head in a yes motion and out came the sweetest cum she had ever tasted in her life. Lost of it as well which concerned Tabby.

"Don't get up Kurt; you're fucktarded right now. Just relax and enjoy the feeling of being emptied. I know that you said that you are bad at jacking off so I guess we are just gonna have to get you some sex toys to help you out, " Kurt's face cringed at the thought of sex toys since Suri left him with traumatic scars."No sweetheart, I'm not going to tie you up or anything like that. we need to get you masturbatory items and things that will make you feel as good as I did. Look I'm sorry that I flew off of the handle with you Kurt. Consider this my way of saying that I am truly sorry for everything."

"Tabby- um is it okay if I return the favor? I know you said that I have to ask you permission to touch you and that felt so amazing that I would like to reciprocate as my way of saying that I accept your apology. Is that alright?"

Oh my Fucking Gosh he is going to eat me out!!! Calm yourself down Tabby- you don't want him to know that you have been secretly wanting this  since you first met him. "I want to smoke a bowl first then you may proceed with your request."